Blog Post Dos And Donts.. Well, given your attitude, mostly donts.

10 + people who should NEVER know of your blog.


The drunk patron at P.F.Cheng's who is disruptive, awful and loud.

Your rehab co-ordinator/director/personal trainer.

Your mom.

Your boss from hell who steals your ideas and over works you like in the cult fave "The Office Space".

The neighbor who always wants to borrow something.

The snoopy, officious hill-billy workman working on your building's exterior.

The over paid financial expert who will sink your 401K.

The colleague who competes with you, steals your work and wants you to pay a $20.00 for cover charge for her sister's baby shower.

The 300-lb neighbor who thinks she "be" Madea but in fact is an ex-custodian fired for stealing supplies.

The manager who is being nice to you. Trust me it's just that: Being nice for sometime.
He is up to something.


Your friend , who is actually a frenemy.(Your friend keeps brushing up against your significant other and texts without your
knowledge. Don't ever ever ever leave your blog's edit page on your screen and step away. IDK how valuable your significant other is to you, now that you know. I am sorry you had to find out this way. I strongly feel that your blog is more important , give that your significant others' Fico score is 580-600. )


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10 innocuous comments that will get you into trouble:



"I had a snack because the lasagna was salty and soggy.":

Your uncle the sous chef and your mom co-ordinated.
Your uncle made the lasagna, your mom got the vegetable lasagna strips on double coupon day.
Since that happens only once in a while, she has stocked up.
The average thrifty mom buys 4-6 packs when each pack is 29 cents after all the coupons.
She drove 9 miles to get to that store.
Now she will switch to helping your sibling and your Christmas gift will be some lasagna noodles in the pack.
She will also comment on your blog as anita206 and tell you that your writing is very blah.
Shut up about snacking.


"I thought you and Jeremy were moving in."

Jeremy's mom will faint and your aunt will leave wordless, with a very stricken look.
Your cousin will hack into you blog after that, because he was going to make certain announcements when he was good and ready.
Watch the page-views for your blog posts take a nosedive, and get ready for the ugly comments.


"Ryan will be so happy with the corner office."

Your boss has been stringing three people along , dangling that office as a prize.
After a period of ugly scenes and Ryan crying like a girl, they will all seek to punish you.
1) Everyone heard you say that and there will be a discussion at the Superbowl party.
2) The IT guy has let everyone know that you visit the blog site on Saturdays when you want to put in the extra hour at the office and needed to check on your blog comments.

The joint probabilities of the IT guy being tall, self-assured and being an IT genius, while at your company are very small.


I know there are seven more to go.

Some are very embarrassing. I have to work on the details.
I will update this as soon as I talk it over with some of our colleagues.

excellent review

There is a sale going on at the most popular shoe-store on-line, and I need to help my cuz land some Nicki Minaj type of heels. ( Girl so tiny, unlike Ke$ha, who be tall. I am very street these days, so that my blog be off the chain, fo shizzle)

WHY ARE YOU NOT BLOGGING YET?? : Blogger statistics and devices REVISITED.

Why aren't you blogging YET?
What is your excuse?
As I said in my first post bloggers are everywhere and just about everyone is blogging.
Further, I will prove to you that not blogging is hurting you. Everyone is good at something!
Your excuse now is that you are not a writer.
Yes, especially after all your writing on FB wall and all those tweets..
Did you start gardening? Window farming?
Are you a graphic artist?
Are you hating the syllabus in your CS 400 level algorithms class?




Now, my argument has gathered strength.. blogging can be therapeutic.
You are not just blogging, but for a good measure, you are documenting. I don't mean receipts for taxes, but there is a documentation of your thought process.

(I gathered some more stats and wonderful visualizations but the authors haven't gotten back to me yet!!)
In United States and Europe, bloggers are everywhere. I already told you that so don't shake you head.
How does the rest of the world look?
Warning: Once you look at the numbers, I feel that you will want to blog in Mandarin!

http://wearesocial.sg/blog/2013/01/social-digital-mobile-china-jan-2013/

These graphics were generated in 2013. Since then, the general distribution and the shape of the graphs may have changed. By now the numbers have most likely increased. My question: Do the medians change as well? The modality of the chart, I know for a fact would have changed.. that is the trend prior to reaching saturation in most markets.
Oh yes, this is the first that I am not being flip. Stats and data are so important to all of us.
I would blog about the stats where you find out a lot about you, where you stand what demographic you belong to if citing and permissions were easier. I have emailed 6 sites about permissions.. they haven't gotten back to me.


excellent review




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